The Old Vince Carter (Half Man - Half Retired)

As a Vince Carter fan its a bit disappointing to watch on how he play every ball game. It really looks difficult for him to revive the old days...  before, a 360-Windmill Jam  is just a regular dunk for him, now in contrary, even a lay up looks an awful junior basic layup. But still VC is still the best showman ever, it makes me jump seeing him doing the slamdunk even just a mini dunk. Just like revitalizing the old days.

Half Man - Half retired, Half man - Half Disgrace... or whatever they're calling him now.. no doubt he still be the spectacular VC that ever played in the NBA as the time goes by and his youtube highlights continues... his fans will continue to cheer for him... Vinsanity!!!!

oh shit... I feel my back twisted too much... 

need to put backache lotion later..

you see the 3's? that's how I champ the Raptors..

oh wait we didn't go to Finals

you know during my prime.. I can steal that ball 

and will make you famous for humiliating your self in the national TV

ohh yeahh  I love you boy... we should be doing this a lot more ?

WTF there's still a Raptor team in NBA? you got to be kidding me

hey Mr.Carter.. you turn around too much.. the ring is over here

you know if you move closer.. I can put you in the weekly highlights..

and both of us will be famous

what? 0-10fg? I haven't  get warm up yet...

easy dirk.. don't push too much the back... my doctor is on a vacation

and no one will fix that

I'm hungry.. can I play later in the 4th and take the last shot?

ouch... did someone hit my face? or I'm just old and senile

give me the ball... don't let me run too much please

ohh yeah.. just like the old days.. this will be on youtube for sure

I feel ridiculous with my pose, but before this is supposed to be 

a poster perfect

yes... there's a lot of thing on my mind about my retirement..

like playing in Mavs then to Bulls... if I retire I'll play with those team

how come they able to reach my vertical lift?

no one ever beat my jump

come on boy... don't let me twist my arms too much...

can you get just easy to me?

ouch!... did something hit my head?

 I feel dizzy.. maybe I need to sleep now

remember Dirk I won the Rookie of the year in our batch..

and you won a MVP though times... 

to sum it up.. I'm still better than you and should be the lead man in this team

hey you over there.. can you give me that ball.. that's mine

damn you Dirk.. I'll steal the bright spot in the Mavs someday..

or maybe not, I'll just gonna wait for your retirement

Graghhhh!!!!!! you will thanks me for this..

you have now something to watch in youtube...

hey Mr.president... no, I'm still playing in NBA and I'm not retired yet..

yeah.. those fool still get me signs... I'm doing great as far as I know

call me if your kids want to get an autograph with this poster